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Erica Demotivational Poster


RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm
Looks like a shot from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is a great shot and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm
fuckstick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and fucking annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. fuck i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America FUCK YEAH attitude....however, this is a great juxtaposition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm
that caption is perfect


FAT PEOPLE - They know how to really live... just not as long.


TAGS: bush hot xxx super shit bricks mind fuck emo awesome jailbait america
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Frawstbyte

domo - December 31, 2008, 10:45 pm
hahahahahaha


MEMORIAL DAY - Thank you to all who have fallen, and all who have bothered to stand up.


TAGS: memorial day god bless america
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by angus90

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:14 pm
There are American military grave yards in France from WWI and WWII.
Da5id - January 25, 2013, 1:05 am
Nice picture, and certainly an American Marine, but appears he's in France. Arlington has the curved stones, not to mention all the French flags. RIP men.


FUNNY THAT - Considering that +50% of "American" companies are actually owned by Germans


TAGS: america germany company owned
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by RnR

Nagori - August 11, 2010, 6:37 am
As of May 2010, China really does own 21.9% of the U.S. debt, with Japan at 19.8% -- according to the U.S. Treasury itself...... oops, America.
DotDotDot - February 1, 2009, 5:38 am
But only 17% of them are willing to admit it.
barockeva - January 11, 2009, 6:44 pm
46% of people know that.
SeanieG123 - October 14, 2008, 2:20 am
did you know that 72% of all statistics are made up on the spot?


PRISON LIFE - The Last Of America's Middle Class




'MERICA - Hells Yeah! Sure Im going to die eating this, but WANT


TAGS: death die food merica hell
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by blodisnut

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:22 am
Goes great with deep-fried Snickers!
ratfink95 - March 4, 2013, 10:15 pm
Its the stick that causes the problem!
falloutghoul - November 6, 2012, 6:27 pm
Would you like a heart attack with that?
maoworks2 - November 6, 2012, 2:04 pm
I'll Have 16 To Go Please .


AMERICA - Where Violence & Ignorance Are Celebrated, But Intellect & Reason Are Mocked


TAGS: america intelligence brains stupidity ignorance
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

SethMythrax - July 29, 2012, 6:47 am
Its a sad World we are living in now days.....
GaryO - July 28, 2012, 9:14 pm
Yeah, freedom to be stupid is rife here. Still the least worst…. by a huge margin.
RonE - July 28, 2012, 7:23 am
Don't forget the glorification from uneducated simple minded voters who cannot tell the politicians are playing them like a skin flute in a porno.
SethMythrax - July 27, 2012, 11:21 pm
Not at all. America though glorifies it in Movies & Songs though.....
mariand - July 27, 2012, 3:45 pm
hehehe... would you be surprised if isn't the only place?


GREATER LOVE... - hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.


TAGS: army hero american love courage
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by kellyvanrijn

KniteOwls - February 22, 2013, 10:59 am
John 15:13 King James Version (KJV) 13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:33 pm
A Tale Of Two Cities. Charles Dickens.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:27 pm
Great 5L


LARGEST ARMY -


TAGS: american hunters
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Airman

Krustbag - December 19, 2014, 11:22 am
There are lots of hunters in Canada too, we are very well armed.
maoworks2 - December 22, 2011, 7:37 am
Send This To The Clowns Up In Canada !!.
rerun - January 5, 2011, 7:52 pm

yeah, sure
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 7:51 pm
sorry about caps been up for 2 days 2 young lady friends 1 dressed as reindeer 1 as Bullwinkle dont know who to ride next
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 7:49 pm
sorry about the caps been up for 3 days have 2 young ladies over 1 dressed like reindeer the other like Bullwinkle dont know which one to ride next
Faceplant31 - January 5, 2011, 7:20 pm
WHAT DID YOU SAY MOOOOOOOOOOOOO? MY EARS ARE STILL FUHKING BLEEDING!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 5, 2011, 7:19 pm
Stop yelling! We can read your senseless comments just fine without the Caps.
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 7:16 pm
SHOT REINDEER BY ACCIDENT SORRY SANTA LUCKILY IT WASNT RUDOLPH
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 11:26 am
OIL IS FOSSIL FUEL.WHERE'S ALL THE OIL?THOSE PEOPLE KILLED THE DINOSAUR'S.SEND P.E.T.A.OVER THERE THEY WILL LOVE YOU IN MIDDLE EAST
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 11:23 am
OIL IS FOSSIL FUEL. WHERES ALL THE OIL?THOSE PEOPLE KILLED THE DINOSAUR'S SEND P.E.T.A.OVER THERE TO PROTEST.
Kspace - January 5, 2011, 8:51 am
Guys, seriously, your swear-censor needs help...
Kspace - January 5, 2011, 8:50 am
If you're actually hunting with the intention of eating the meat and/or using the carcass for something other than crass trophies, sure.
pointer - January 5, 2011, 2:15 am
I am sure Mr Chan from Hong Kong,living in California has the Defence of switzerland close to his heart? (or maybe his intrests in firearms encouraged him to open a debate on Sig sauer?) of which has little relevance to this poster?
pointer - January 5, 2011, 1:58 am
As I said, once again I do apologise!!! in future I'll only comment on subjects I know very little about?!
AdmiralAckbar - January 5, 2011, 1:44 am
It's a matter of national security can be taken another way...Just saying
pointer - January 5, 2011, 1:42 am
I do apologise, It was an attempt at humour, Having spent 12 years as a Royal Marine I have worked with "ARMY 95" in the past. the comment was regarding the swiss people wanting to disolve the armed forces!!
Lionel Chan - January 5, 2011, 1:29 am
Er.. Swiss had compulsory military service - meaning pretty much everyone had used or own a Sig sauer some point in their life. They also had one of the highest gun ownership on the planet.
pointer - January 5, 2011, 1:10 am
Except the Swiss would have had a small pocket knife with a spoon,screwdriver, tin openers etc.
Laoch - January 4, 2011, 11:28 pm
Same reason why Germany left Switzerland alone.
Donkasaurus - January 4, 2011, 3:39 pm
These days they would also have to worry about people in the city hanging off their balcony and peppering them with 9mm's lol. love the poster.


THE AC-130 GUNSHIP - 3 20mm mini guns 2 40mm auto cannons and 1 105mm artillery gun .... over kill any one?


TAGS: this is pure american overkill at her finest
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by usaf1995

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:45 pm
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload. - The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.
Airman - January 25, 2012, 7:24 pm
comes in handy when there's a gaggle of bad guys on a mountainside
2ninja4u - January 25, 2012, 6:42 pm
Who needs over kill? your just wasting ammo! one shot ,one kill.
usaf1995 - June 8, 2010, 12:00 pm
WAIT WAIT WAIT ITS THE 123S OF DEATH!!!!
Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
Going deer hunting with a nuke.. That's overkill. This is making sure what you want to kill is dead and is going to stay that way. (Also great for the approaching zombie apocalyspe.)
tsprint1996 - June 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
The photo is a mirror image. All the guns should be on the port side.
corneredbadger - June 7, 2010, 1:56 pm
its not overkill, its preparedness. so if the populaion of a country gets out of line we can remove said country
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 10:34 am
Love the Gunship. Poster is ok. 4L
usaf1995 - June 7, 2010, 9:37 am
soooooooooo do you like it???
Ed-Hyde - June 7, 2010, 7:24 am
Nerdy would be dressing up LIKE an AC-130. Besides, there's no such thing as overkill, dead is dead.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:10 am
I've always been a fan of airpower... nerdy, I wouldn't agree with... but, I'm a bit bias. What isn't nerdy?
Anything - June 7, 2010, 12:04 am
I find these weaponry stuff on the internet very, very nerdy.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:00 am
Depends on where you are, I suppose. In this case, this platform is highly accurate, but carries a punch unlike anything in it's class.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:57 pm
Well that's pretty much useless.
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:48 pm
Everything.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:42 pm
What does it kill ?
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:39 pm
It's needed. It's one thing to kill the enemy... but just as tactically important to intimidate.
Dark Dragon - June 6, 2010, 11:32 pm
There is no such thing as overkill Just slightly excessive


TEAM AMERICA - Gives you a complete lesson in arabic




GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH BURGER - WELCOME TO AMERICA


TAGS: america fat food sonic
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by dchman

ISeeRedPeople - August 4, 2011, 2:57 pm
You left out the bacon! Noob!
440wakeup - August 3, 2010, 10:07 pm
ANERICA What do we want MORE!! When do we want it? NOW!!
Reality Lord - August 3, 2010, 7:48 pm

OM NOM NOM!!!!


416,800 -


TAGS: ww2 war america canada sucks fail win epic world 2
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by GreedoNeverShot

wychunter - March 27, 2012, 11:30 pm
On a side note, Canada kicks the USA's ass in a war; USA denies war ever happened.
oaktree - February 22, 2010, 3:16 am
i am a American but the dumeass trying to act like he knows history, well got some bad news. We did not defeat Germany, technically Russia did.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 9:25 pm
We have oil. We'll call it equal.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:23 pm
Both Albertans! My brethren get no respect.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:23 pm
I'm close enough to Canada - Southern Alberta, Northern Montana, same electrical lines.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:36 pm
random
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:36 pm
space
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:25 pm
Ooooo and TTH. Who am I missing?
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:21 pm
There's some random guy, annnnnnd Haark is from Norway; that's in Canada right??
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:20 pm
I know Canada. But I can't cuss an American in support of a foreign country! As usual I'm just blabbin at the fingers. What I meant to say was we've got alot of Canadian members on here with exceptional credentials such as yourself, a bunny, a cow.....
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:11 pm
Well that as alot more polite than I would have put it
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:10 pm
and complain about all the Pro American comments. Silly tards! They act like we're coming to a European site and bragging. Silly I tell ya!!! So back of the nucks, they got alot of support on here.
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:08 pm
And when you go blasting them they may just invade again......wait? Go for it Bro! Actually we've got quite a few members on here with exceptional credentials and who are frickin funny as all get out. Save your wrath for The Eurotards who come on here...
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:05 pm
Yo! American! You may be new to the site here, so just so's you know, we've got a tenuous relationship with our NTTN. (neighbors to the north) They've actually invaded a few times it's been a great time for all. Beer, hockey and sisters with moose bites.
American - November 2, 2009, 7:53 pm
I'm American and I am proud to be an SUV driving, enviornment destroying, totally conceded and flamboyant ass hole that can't spell. Fuck you Canada.
Althalus - October 29, 2009, 10:54 pm
Adam... they bombed a small military base. We fucking NUKED their ass. I think the U.S wins that one.
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 5:02 pm
Adam, comment fail. Does the Univ. of Alta. offer history?
Adam - June 14, 2009, 4:51 pm
America wantred nothing to do with the war up until december of '41. When the underdog Japanese took 'em by surprise and kicked their asses, the americans all of the sudden felt EVERYTHING was their business, and like always, ran in with guns blazing.
LogicDude - June 1, 2009, 9:00 am
Yeah! AND you guys broke the "Trash" button too...now it just keeps happening over and over and over again...
Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:25 am
We also trashed Washington a little while later -- good times!
Baron von Tofurkey - June 1, 2009, 12:23 am
W/ no disrespect to the Canadian war dead, let us not forget that the "Canadians" were fighting with the British Army in the 1770s to put down that "annoying little rebellion" in the American colonies.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 8:30 pm
I had alluded to Lend-Lease, but took it out before hitting "submit". Sigh. Of course, the Atlantic transports and Flying Tigers were in it long before the "official" declaration.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:20 pm
*America (sorry, hands sore from garden- I mean digging a series of shallow-- ok, from gardening)
Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:18 pm
As non-humorous as I find the inaptly named Cheech, he was responding to the ignorant comment under the title "Canadians." And I'm pretty sure that Anerica contributed a huge amount of war materials to its allies prior to entering the ring itself.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 2:04 pm
Wiki - Canada lost .4 % pf her 1939 population, the US lost .32% and Australia lost .57%. USSR - 13.71%, over 10 million war casualties and 11 million civilian casualties. Lest we get overly jingoistic, we were all in it as - wait for it - Allies.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 1:50 pm
Anyone who knows their hisory also knows that FDR let Stalin and Hitler bloody themselves to a pulp before committing men. Very wise. I can't imagine what the American reaction would have been to losses on the Eastern scale.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 1:08 pm
In the last round or two of a heavyweight title fight, if the ref suddenly stepped in and started throwning punches at one of the pugilists, that too might sway the course of the "battle". And per capita wise, Canada's contribution compares.
Cheech - May 31, 2009, 12:54 pm
Anybody who knows the history of that war knows that until the USA showed up Germany had all of Europe on the ropes and was winning then suddenly the USA shows up and it was over in those 4 years. Hmm and Canada sent how many men compared to the USA?
Mark - May 18, 2009, 6:48 pm
Tunnel = 1
Mousey - May 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
if you want to use numbers sacrificed....russia wins hands down
JihadJoe - April 30, 2009, 11:18 am
Australia: The first to ever make Japan stop, and the first to make them turn.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 11:18 am
Funny it sure took you guys a long time to get into that war. Turning the tide is not winning alone. It was a group effort and not something to make light of, or derive arrogant pride from.
God's God - March 30, 2009, 7:15 pm
Canadians where the worst creations i ever made. HUGE mistake they aren't worth anything. Now America... I'm Lovin' It
Mark - March 18, 2009, 11:03 pm
Suck it.
Amerifail - March 18, 2009, 9:26 pm
America is worst nation in world. Canada at least tries not to be cockbites.


DIFFERENCES -


TAGS: america europe usa whatever
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 27, 2011, 1:53 am
What I am referring to "we" and at what we are better will be my secret til doomsday! This is not politifake! ;)
the1stCOMMI3 - May 26, 2011, 6:06 pm
A map that finally portray5 my homeland'5 border accurately
Feasibly - May 26, 2011, 6:00 pm
Ditto, but I'm still wondering what they're better at. 5L
rerun - May 26, 2011, 5:57 pm

well, since I'm American and I live in Texas I gotta say the map looks accurate to me.
vexint - May 26, 2011, 3:33 pm
you forgot florida i can see that to :P
Airman - May 26, 2011, 12:17 pm
better at what?
MilDoc - May 26, 2011, 11:59 am
I just wanna go get a Sparta stamp in my passport! N1, For5eti!
440wakeup - May 26, 2011, 10:13 am
Why you hating on ITALY,
steph1 - May 26, 2011, 9:35 am
i sincerely hope by "we" you are referring to europe, right?


ENTITLEMENT - An epidemic sweeping across the nation


TAGS: usa america liberal democrat obama lazy funny demotivational
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by WTFO

TED - March 19, 2010, 4:00 pm
We worked so hard to give them everthing, NOW they think it's a RIGHT!? Think it was expensive before? Wait until it FREE!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 19, 2009, 1:31 pm
So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The Internationale unites the human race. So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The Internationale unites the human race.
LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:49 pm
Trample a little more to the left, I've got a real kink on that side.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 18, 2009, 10:05 am
I, for one, look forward to my infinite government handout so I can trample all over the backs of American workers like me.
HtD - January 18, 2009, 4:05 am
WTFO = Sore Loser.
WTFO - January 17, 2009, 11:41 pm
That's okay. The new socialist programs Obama is promising will take care of them.
LogicDude - January 17, 2009, 11:29 pm
Too true. The "American Dream" is becoming the "American Expectation"...and everyone doesn't seem to expect to have to work for it anymore!


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TAGS: america africa australia
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by fps_jurvis

Garroth - August 22, 2013, 2:49 am
That is a map. You're first.
schnell - April 21, 2009, 7:30 pm
lol @ idiots
compoo - December 15, 2008, 3:03 am
ha awesome the stupid people that populate the world need to et of the internet or take a look at a map!


SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.


TAGS: jesus superhero church superheroes god spiderman hulk captain america word bible
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by Oliver Henaine

DZ - April 8, 2009, 3:16 pm
D.C. bows to knowone!
k - November 3, 2008, 9:00 am
...and batman is nowhere to be seen. hellz 2 the yeah
Captain Douchebag - July 20, 2008, 11:21 am
I am deeply offended by this. Everyone knows Jesus was a raptor.
Paul Barfoot - July 17, 2008, 10:13 pm
They are all my favourite fictitious characters!
what?? - June 30, 2008, 7:25 pm
Copyright infringement.....hallaleuja!!!
Uhm No. - June 30, 2008, 5:29 pm
2 words...HULK SMASH!
elonine - June 29, 2008, 12:20 am
You are RIGHT! On of them is NOt like the others... One of them is a woman!
Ernie - June 23, 2008, 7:12 pm
You...have...got...to...be...kidding...me. One of these things is not like the others...
Shtoink - June 23, 2008, 3:57 am
BOO! if wolverine can talk shit to magneto i doubt hed bow to jeebus!


SHEEPLE -


TAGS: wake up america
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Amren - July 31, 2011, 4:48 pm
Stocking up on food and ammo. What are you doing about it?
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 2:51 pm
i feel sorry for the guy in the bottom left corner who has his head up
Reality Lord - July 31, 2011, 8:27 am

the words are not from the bible but from the founding fathrs of this great nation.
HypercatZed - July 31, 2011, 5:52 am
Isn't that already in the Holy Bible?
Arvantillian - July 31, 2011, 12:33 am
stealing this to post to facebook...we the sheeple...love it
rerun - July 30, 2011, 8:47 pm

yes it is. freedom is never free.
mrsniffles - July 30, 2011, 8:02 pm
So what are you doing about it?
cain587 - July 30, 2011, 6:50 pm
when you put this way, it makes me wonder,"Is America really worth fighting for when a enemy military invades us?"


NEVER FORGET - I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free, And I won't forget the men who died




BIN LADEN -


TAGS: team america
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Airman

tellitlikeitis - May 4, 2011, 12:30 pm
Just love Matt Damon!
forseti - May 4, 2011, 4:45 am
mmmMMMAAATT DAAAAMOOON! I love this movie!
Bull - May 3, 2011, 7:38 pm
when politicians succeed we all fail
Reality Lord - May 3, 2011, 7:33 pm

politics smolitics...GO SEALS FTW!!!!!
rerun - May 3, 2011, 7:28 pm

lets leave the politics out of this. Political commentary belongs on politifake
frankie33 - May 3, 2011, 7:18 pm
thats true obama succeeded but bush failed


IMPERIAL SUPER SOLDIERS - The Rebel Alliance Is So Screwed...




NOW TELL ME... - If America sucks, we're stupid, and everyone hates us, how come everyone wants to come HERE?


TAGS: america foreigners suck people stupid moron patriotic kill
Rating: 2.32/5

More motifakes by Vinnie

??? - October 6, 2008, 8:02 pm
I think he did because imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. ;-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 5:58 pm
Why did yo use my name to say that? *puzzled*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 3:08 pm
MWLF, you have my respect.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:06 pm
-catch phrase( now mandatory in most states), "Eat flaming media death, you fucking foreigners!" Then I went home and ate some radioactive genetically modified "beef".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:04 pm
-couple of assault weapons, about two dozen knives, some throwing stars, a stick of dynamite, and a suitcase nuke on me at the time, so I got away unscathed. Plus, I posed in front of a wind-billowed flag with a big fat cigar in my mouth and uttered my c
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:01 pm
You know, I was just walking down the street, when I forgot that people try to kill you when you reach the corner. So these guys ambushed me to steal my money, subjugate my culture and trade my blood for oil. Luckily, being a typical American, I had a c
OMG - August 4, 2008, 4:12 pm
Nooooo FFS, don't tell the fuckers that, they might come over and look and we don't want that do we ?
LOL - August 4, 2008, 2:59 pm
If you think America is cool, I guess you have never been in Swizerland, Germany or any Scandinavian country. Beautiful, nobody trying to kill you at every corner and no warlord as president... Please take a look at the world before commenting...
Link - July 29, 2008, 2:54 pm
Nice scenery
f - July 19, 2008, 11:39 pm
WHo the fuck wants to go there? The only people going there are people who know they're fucked anyway and noone will notice them with all the other fuckers around to blend in with
muahahahahahahahaha!!! - July 19, 2008, 5:20 pm
because they know their country sucks. hate to break it to them, wait... no i dont!


IMMIGRATION POLICY -


TAGS: immigration policy nativeamerican problems justsay n
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 1:07 am
Ouch! Painfully, ironically, and 5adly true in a paradoxic, roundabout way.


HISTORY -




HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANADA -


TAGS: canada july 1st geography americans
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by steve1961

Oiler - January 29, 2013, 11:19 am
Anyone on this site that gets offended by a poster, they full well deserve to be offended. As far as countries go, we are so similar in language and lifestyles, to make fun of one, it is like making fun of ourselves.
crankyhead - July 3, 2012, 7:37 pm
Seriously, Shrek, WTF man?
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 8:44 pm
It's gibberish but I think he was talking anti-american talk...he was definitely an odd duck that one...
rerun - July 2, 2012, 8:42 pm

He may or may not be able to see his hoo-hoo, however he has at least two weeks free time to look for it.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 8:30 pm
I'll bet shrek is big, fat, and stupid looking, and has no visible hoo-hoo.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:38 pm
I think I'll PM a wav file to Shrek. Yankee Doodle Dandy ought to make him feel a bit better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 2, 2012, 6:17 pm
Damn shrek. You're making us look bad. I bet you're from Alberta.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:11 pm
Shrek.. the poster makes fun of America, not Canada.. jeez
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:02 pm
You Arrogant cocksucker!
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:01 pm
And for many Canadians we are forced to live through another 4th of July. Which means you Fucktards have'nt been wiped out yet. But the good news is? Your shithole of a Cuntry is Broke and only getting broker! So it's just a matter of time for you...
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 5:21 am
Their sense of geography may be suspect but you'll never meet better neighbors and friends.
Bolverk37782 - July 2, 2012, 5:06 am
Typical Americans-- No sense of Geography!!! LOL
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2012, 4:16 pm
Nice one Steve 5L
MissPriss - July 1, 2012, 2:58 pm
A giamungous 5L Steve cuz 1 I'm a Canuck eh 2) it's too true and 3) just BAHAHA!


MOONSHINE - America's First Roofies




AMERICAN MUSCLE - Because Imports Are For Pussies.


TAGS: american muscle
Rating: 3.71/5

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FatherTyme - June 9, 2011, 1:35 pm
I love me some American Muscle. Beautiful thing that SS Chevelle. However, '95 Toyota Supra is as bada** as you can get.
David A - February 12, 2010, 9:28 am
You've never see a Toyota this BADASS!
Airman - February 11, 2010, 6:32 pm
I always wanted one of these. Brings back lots of memories seeing it. 5 Thank Yous


THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - And God Said: "Let There Be America."


TAGS: the united states of america jesus christ m 107 sniper cross holy war laws order peace truth
Rating: 2.52/5

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whizz - September 13, 2009, 9:31 pm
sometimes everyone makes mistakes


Americans are stupid -


TAGS: america stupid funny lol fail
Rating: 2.14/5

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Fuh_Q - September 11, 2009, 4:22 pm
Americans call it that because those terms were started in Europe, so the Far East is east of cntral europe, where the majority of the white population originated and the west is west of central Europe. We only call it that so that europeans csn undrstand
know_it_all - June 1, 2009, 4:00 pm
lol, those stupid Americans spreading liberty and justice for all. fuck them.
Red - March 23, 2009, 8:58 pm
I guess you fucking morons missed the "me" where the author represents his own location and perspective in the picture. Reading is fundemental, tards.
LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 9:36 am
But if someone cut through the ocean, wouldn't it create a leak? I know my Koolaid leaked out of my red party cup when it got a cut through it...I'm just sayin'...
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 1:03 am
Complete failure on the poster's and cartoonist's part. Asia being in the East is based on the international dateline not it's reference to the US. For the dumbasses who don't know, the dateline cuts through the Pacific ocean.
Derek - January 23, 2009, 3:51 am
Comes from WWII. It's based on Germany being at the centre.
Claire - November 25, 2008, 2:01 pm
I'm so sick of these. Yes, everyone hates America but has it occured to anyone that maybe it's Bush who fails and not the citizens? Oh and good job using an xkcd comic for this. You do know the writer of xkcd is an American, right?
clm - November 19, 2008, 3:16 pm
Its all because of UTM projections.
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 17, 2008, 9:50 am
That double negative made my brain itch a bit.
LogicDude - November 17, 2008, 9:47 am
Only because the rest of the fucking world hasn't realized the world isn't flat!


STEREOTYPES -


TAGS: french hairy armpit america redneck stereotype
Rating: 2.54/5

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Adams - May 30, 2010, 12:47 pm
Hmmmm. According to these comments, I guess 99% of Motifake's members have a member!!
BurpingJack - November 27, 2009, 2:10 pm
you always maust be told things twice;that ain't my fault if you're from USA
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 8:57 am
The part where we only say things once...
BurpingJack - November 26, 2009, 8:23 am
It's French. Where in this galaxy are you from?
BurpingJack - November 26, 2009, 8:23 am
It's French. Where in this galaxy are you from?
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 2:54 pm
Why's everyone speaking Spanish? I failed that course.
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:52 pm
I laugh at myself more than anyone else
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:49 pm
DE QUOI pouvez-vous rire? On aime rire des Américains; en tout cas boneCD, bravo pour l'effort.
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:48 pm
DE QUOI pouvez-vous rire? On aime rire des Américains; en tout cas boneCD, bravo pour l'effort.
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 7:40 am
Si vous ne pouvez pas rire de vous dont pouvez-vous rire ?
BurpingJack - November 14, 2009, 7:29 am
Bah alors Alex?! Sois fier d'être Français, mec; en dépit du passé et de ce que ces cons peuvent dire!
Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 8:15 pm
an outcast, I meant
Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 8:14 pm
of course that's not true, an unshaved girl is a paria in France ! but that's true we cannot fight xD
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 9:35 am
* shudders *, are they really unshaven? or is that just a frear tactic to keep france safe because they cant fight


AMERICA - Our diversity is what makes us so awesome!


TAGS: america usa diversity win
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2014, 2:49 pm
Whoa! I said this? Must've been one of those days I forgot to take my meds that filter my thoughts.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2013, 12:09 pm
California being the "life of the party" explain5 why NOTHING gets done here; legally, businesslike, or otherwise. Augh!
SqueegeeDinoToy - January 23, 2012, 11:12 pm
Snow!
falloutghoul - November 27, 2011, 9:17 am
I'm where they make cheese!
the1stCOMMI3 - November 22, 2011, 1:29 am
You can go ahead an' put me down in tha hot & drunk category


FITNESS - American style


TAGS: fitness greg american america fat
Rating: 2.76/5

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pro - November 13, 2008, 12:20 pm
No, it's not a real photo. It was stolen from Photoshop Phriday over on somethingawful.com.
Scorpio - November 13, 2008, 8:32 am
The ADA (Americans with Disabiolities Act) requires that all businesses be "handicap accessible," and that includes athletic clubs. This is probably a real photo, and not shoppped.
x - July 19, 2008, 11:52 pm
and the fat just keeps on comming
nice - June 5, 2008, 7:53 am
hahahahahahahahhahah


MCDONALDS - The REAL flag of your fathers.


TAGS: funny pictures american humor world war 2 mcdonalds
Rating: 2.21/5

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djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:59 pm
Sad, but... xx
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:42 am
I am in the Army Reserve. Active 4 years at Ft Hood (22 months in Iraq). This poster doesn't bug me. The gay slurs and anger to fight an opinion is a bit useless. If you don't like it, it wasn't meant for you.
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:40 am
And Circle gets the square. Nice Sean.
Sean - April 26, 2011, 10:17 am
Well it does say: "Creator: Jack Woodward." That wasn't a clue for you? Will you be changing your handle to someonewithadifferentlessusefulclue?
someonewithaclue - April 26, 2011, 8:51 am
What asshole did this? Do you know how many guys died for this? I am so sorry to see someone thinks this is humor. What a sick world we live in.
ihateyou - November 10, 2009, 7:54 pm
eat shit jack. fucking faggot
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 4:08 pm
go put a sandpaper dildo up your ass Jack Woodward


Living In Denial -


TAGS: america europe denial
Rating: 3.94/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 27, 2015, 5:26 pm
So, how can you tell that's not an American? I've seen hair that goofy over here.
JesusWept - August 26, 2015, 1:35 am
Thanks :)
GaryO - August 25, 2015, 9:55 pm
Gutsy. 5s for gutsy


1ST AND 9.144 -


TAGS: american football
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - November 20, 2012, 6:24 am

Curious...aside from the USA are there any other countries that couldn't aafford the conversion.....like....40 YEARS AGO
Airman - October 12, 2012, 2:06 pm
I like this. Nice job. Hits the nail on the head. It didn't make sense in baseball either
Haarakkon - October 12, 2012, 2:25 am
I've been floating in and out a bit. Thx, Rerun.
rerun - October 11, 2012, 8:17 pm

nice, and good (great actually) to see ya Haar.


HI, GIRAFFE! - Welcome back to Africa! How was the trip in America?


TAGS: fat obese giraffe africa america
Rating: 4.38/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 2:29 pm
oooo that's g55555d baby ! can I have some more. pretty please :)


4th of July -


TAGS: calendar america dodgeball
Rating: 4.17/5

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motifayk - July 5, 2013, 12:42 pm
Somehow the name can be split to form a racist slur. "We're better than you and we know it" - White Good Man...Good White Man Ha ha LOL..


1 / 0 - kill 'm all, let the Deity of your personal Belief sort them out




HEY BATEMAN! - Is that a raincoat?




NUCLEAR EXPERTS - AMERICA TO SEND 2 NUCLEAR EXPERTS TO JAPAN The last time they sent "Nuclear Experts" to Japan, they killed 105,000 people...


TAGS: damn us americans
Rating: 3.76/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 8, 2013, 9:44 pm
Very true. Even the "experts" who dropped the A-bomb exclaimed, "Dang! Was THAT supposed to happen?"
falloutghoul - April 9, 2012, 6:36 pm
Who said they were experts?


FEEL BETTER - There are always people who are stupider than you.


TAGS: america britain australia on purpose typo
Rating: 3.64/5

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soxman999 - August 23, 2011, 12:08 pm
tru mate, true,
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 9:04 pm
come over here and try it for yourself. it's a lot more fun than it sounds
ICEMAN - August 26, 2010, 9:02 pm
Hell, you guys will 'ride' anything that moves. Heh, heh.
pzykosiz - August 26, 2010, 7:00 pm
Oh come on, all australians know you don't ride kangaroos, you ride Emu's
Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 9:29 am

nice!


21ST CENTURY BREAKDOWN - Do you know the Enemy? Repetitive lyrics and tunes, political catch phrases.They're the enemy. You used to be punk.


TAGS: diddnt we hear this already on american idiot
Rating: 2.37/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:55 pm
To be clear i am a Green Day fan and have been for years but even I think the latest albums are lame and grasping.
TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:53 pm
Green Day like Avril Lavigne is pop punk. Because the media call them punk the mainstream believes it. I believe even Green Day themselves would not describe their music as "punk". They are a rock band through and through. I have spoken.
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:22 pm
they don't care what anyone thinks and if that's not punk, then I've gotta reevaluate my definition Just because they don't conform to the definition of struggling, indie-label punk guys doesn't mean they aren't punk. They're the enemy only if you want it
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:18 pm
In the lyrical words of Billie Joe Armstrong "who the hell are you to tell me what I am and what's my master plan?" and (paraphrased) "I don't write music for grandmas or eight-year olds or fans, I write music for me" They don't care what the haters think


PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE -


TAGS: flag america canada allegiance
Rating: 4.3/5

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culos - December 10, 2010, 9:59 am
When it's good it gets the votes.... 5 epic sammiches, who's the biatch now ??? LOL
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 9:43 am
just awesome!
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 9:25 am
My first poster to make the top rated page...Thank you all =)


PATRIOTISM - My country, right or wrong... blind patriotism gets you in trouble


TAGS: patriotism nazi goring america germany
Rating: 2.91/5

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Sean. - February 18, 2009, 4:27 pm
... or Thesis - Antithesis - Synthesis. That's dialectical materialism.
Fatty - February 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Cause - Reaction - Solution. It's worked for thousands of years.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 9:02 pm
True. I just got chills reading the quote and remembered the Owen poem. I'm a patriot myself, but I define my patriotism with elements of reason and pacifism. as the saying goes, your mileage may vary. Everyone will define it their own way, I suppose.
Dude - July 18, 2008, 8:45 pm
Don't forget reductio ad absurdum. Just because some patriots are fascists doesn't mean they all are. Remember that there are worse things than death.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 1:54 pm
--ch high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est Pro patria mori."
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 1:53 pm
Excellent poster. As Wilfred Owen put it, "If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs, Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues, My friend, you would not tell with su


I WISH HAVING GAS WAS MY PROBLEM. -


TAGS: gas poor coldinjected america
Rating: 4.95/5

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spacedog - July 11, 2011, 5:42 pm
Nice.


REMEMBERANCE - On Memorial Day, something on which we can ALL agree.


TAGS: patriotism military america usa memorial day sadness loss heroism army coast guard navy usmc
Rating: 3.31/5

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Untamedfifty - November 4, 2009, 6:09 pm
Hoorah!! Semper Fi


IRONY - Look it up, and start there.


TAGS: usa america britain
Rating: 2.59/5
Teuvil - December 24, 2010, 12:56 pm
The people that colonized the US came from England. He's saying that all the stupid people left from England to the United States.
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:27 pm
It seems you're the stupid ones now. Can't even find the humor in a complex joke. Forgive us and remind us to keep it to simple fart jokes and simple pwned, fail, and irony posters.
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:25 pm
It's a joke people. You Europeans seem to like to think that we are stupid. So the kid gave you what you wanted. Calling his own people stupid and using the wrong flag for the picture.


WAR TRUTH #1 - "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You win it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." --Gen Patton


TAGS: military america usa soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.43/5

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Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 10:12 pm
One of the many, many reasons my father, a US Army General, and I absolutely LOVE General Patton. He was the BEST!
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 10:40 am
Someone please get a hold of some Patton DNA and clone that shit. Clone the hell out of that shit. Make a goddamn army. Jango Fett style. Please?
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 7:59 pm
Hector, that happens the moment politicians get involved with war.
Hector - June 16, 2009, 11:26 am
War truth #1. "The first casualty of war is the truth."
Mauser98k - March 22, 2009, 6:06 pm
Patton. Was. GOD.


ASSEMBLED - The Holy Trinity has returned!!!




OBESITY - A four-step escalator?! Get ready to see some fat Asians...




AMERICAN DUMB SHIT - Realisation is the british spelling.


TAGS: americans
Rating: 2.65/5

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Me. - March 20, 2009, 3:17 pm
Respect. Learn it. no country nor anyone person is ever better than the next. Some just posses more manner's, more common sense, and more class.
V_V - July 11, 2008, 7:11 pm
Instead of making up their own words/language variants, they could've been working towards peace... What a Waste.
V_V - July 11, 2008, 7:11 pm
So many forms of "English"... Queen's, drunk-Irish, Aussie, 'ameri-glish'... So many words that sound the same that mean different things, and so many different spellings for the same F'ing word...


WRONG!!!!! - A guy who has bullets bouncing off his eyeballs doesn't need a shield!


TAGS: superman captain america thor dc comics marvel comic book
Rating: 4.11/5

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P0TaT0King - June 11, 2010, 1:33 pm
Why is marvel and DC mixing wtf is up with this picture


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - VODKA DRINKS YOU


TAGS: vodka kelsey russian reversal america
Rating: 1.57/5

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pzykosiz - November 11, 2010, 5:12 pm
worst soviet russian joke ever. 1L
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 2:06 am
Valid argument #85.
Sorbe - November 11, 2010, 2:00 am
The real fail is the choice of Vodka. Right underneath "ABSOLUT" it says "Country of Sweden"
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 9:35 pm
Now, had you said girls pass out vodka... you'd still be unfunny. But less unfunny than this.
gufbal - November 10, 2010, 9:30 pm
yeah, cause their is no soviet anymore, its just vodka.
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:05 pm
Before anyone says anything, I approved this. Kids, don't do this. It's got the range of a Daisy Air Rifle, and the creativity and originality of Dane Cook. Sovite Russia posters are best left in the hands of the experienced.


MEANWHILE... IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA... -


TAGS: magazine revolution donttreadonme americans
Rating: 4.16/5

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Sean - April 21, 2011, 6:06 pm
I played with matches quite a lot back when I was a kid who was forbidden from playing with matches. Now, not so much.
gas - April 21, 2011, 5:57 pm
But pools are not made to kill people, it's a place where kids are supposed to have fun. Finally I think the best way to prevent accidents is definitely keeping them away from any weapon, the same way you would simply forbid them from touching matches.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:08 pm
But as they point out in Freakanomics, pool safety, for younger kids, at least, is a far greater concern.
gas - April 21, 2011, 11:42 am
I see your point. In a country where unfortunatly almost anyone can buy a gun, maybe I would be the first to teach my kids gun safety.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:12 am
A lot of overhand punching and feather boa garroting.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:10 am
I will probably never own a gun, or ever fire one again, but I would not try to ban them all, or even most of them. I am creeped out by dudes with whole arsenals, though. That alone suggests underlying issues.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:07 am
what do you expect from Surfers and movie stars?
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am
That's too simplistic, dude. California has about the same # of people as Canada, and there are more knife murders there, per year, than all types of murders in Canada. And we Canadians also have a lot of guns -- and aircraft carriers, by the way.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am
My father, who is 86, grew up in a small town in Maine, and they hunted for their food. Very handy through the depression. So I was taught at an early age about gun safety. I hated hunting but it didn't stop him from taking me.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:55 am
But if your kids are likely to be arounds guns no matter what you do or don't own yourself, gun safety training is just responsible parenting.
gas - April 21, 2011, 9:24 am
I would have said scary better than irritating... Personally I can't imagine a father teaching his children how to use a firearm, except maybe in the case of hunters. Anyway, 5L for the poster :)
pzykosiz - April 21, 2011, 8:51 am
i hear you. no guns = no gun violence. you rarely hear about shootings in australia
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 6:47 am
I understand the strange part, but what's the irritating part?
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:53 am
You can't imagine how strange and irritating this discussion is for a European...
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:28 pm
My kids are 11 and 13, have their own guns, taken classes...long line of military here. I prefer a Sig P226 myself...for when the hubs is deployed, my girl is a great shot, like mama.
Sean - April 20, 2011, 9:18 pm
Or you can just teach her how to kill a man with a lacrosse stick. I mean that's good enough for Canadian dads all across my fine land -- and quite a few lesbians, too.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:16 pm

great advise, thanks. I will do that soon (nice summer father/daughter activity)
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:10 pm
Get in touch with a club that is NRA affiliated. Good people there.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:08 pm
Sounds like you taught her well.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm

i was refering more to the 6 y/o. I agree that kids should be taught to use & respect a weapon. My daughter wants to learn how to shoot, just need to find the right place to take her. Most people around here are too uptight.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm
Using firearms safely is the proper use of firearms.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:05 pm
and... i fired for 15 years with a military 1,000 yard highpower team. she grew up around weapons.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:03 pm
when my daughter was 12, i took her to army small arms firing school for M-16 rifle. it was a great dad/daughter weekend. kids MUST learn firearms safety AND the proper use of.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 7:52 pm
Better yet, just teach your kids the proper use of firearms. Worked for me.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm

BTY - excellent poster (just keep your guns away from kids)
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm

not ttoo soon, just today a 6 y/o kid brought a loaded gun to school for "show & tell"
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 7:26 pm
5L Sniper, as always, the best
Sean - April 20, 2011, 7:24 pm
Looks like school's out for the day. What? Too soon?


AMERICANS - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: america
Rating: 3.49/5

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hellfrozenova - October 29, 2009, 11:29 pm
hot nirvana judo trend - thank you. as an Inuit(for the USA, eskimoes) i strongly believe the fucking europians fucked up out land, and our minds.
Jmac0585 - May 26, 2009, 1:06 pm
Hot Nirvana Judo Trend - I don't know where to begin.
Hot Nirvana Judo Trend - May 4, 2009, 11:03 pm
"american"s have been doing it wrong since great Brittan became a country.
Toussaint - March 5, 2009, 6:34 pm
And as we Americans can enjoy a joke just as the next, many a country in Europe owes their society to the Italians.
Mark - March 5, 2009, 5:55 pm
LX - Thanks...that's one more thing that I had nothing to do with, that I have to put on my list of things I am required to feel guilty about.
LX - March 5, 2009, 4:45 pm
Jade it doesn't matter, it was their land and it was stolen from them.
Vaughn - February 4, 2009, 12:56 pm
I know that not everyone in the south is like that. But some are. Also, I'm an Indian, and I find this amusing
LogicDude - January 25, 2009, 3:01 pm
Round? Why would it be rou-oooohhhhh! That WOULD make it easier...good idea!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 25, 2009, 12:59 am
Yeah, but is it round?
oh shuddup - January 25, 2009, 12:40 am
loool fking priceless and the wheel argument....omfg...
LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 9:09 pm
Hey Vaughn, not everyone from the south is an idiot. And we've had the wheel down here in the south for at least 10 or 12 years. So there.
Vaughn - January 24, 2009, 8:24 pm
Wow, Jade totally missed the point of this comic. I'm guess he/she is from the south...
jade - January 19, 2009, 12:24 am
people realize how backwards the native americans were before we got here right? they hadn't even invented the wheel yet
Walkerofskies - January 12, 2009, 11:09 am
Epic-Win


AMERICA - Burning Villages since 1776.


TAGS: american america arrogance
Rating: 2.68/5

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x0311ofone - September 26, 2012, 3:24 pm
Cracks me up people talk so much crap about American's when we sacrifice our life's for their freedom that they are to weak to fight for.
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 9:08 am
funny for a tunnel
Wade - September 29, 2008, 7:06 am
brilliant!
UtahState - September 10, 2008, 12:05 am
great call evil_genius... awesome call in fact!


SO AMERICAN CARS CANT TURN CORNERS? - last time i checked, Rhy Millen just won the Red Bull WORLD DRIFTING CHAMPIONSHIP IN A PONTIAC


TAGS: american car rhy millen red bull pontiac solstice gxp
Rating: 2.32/5

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NickDahlmier - May 30, 2016, 11:56 am
I've read that build-up... HRM & GMPP did it with a all-aluminum LS 427, an STS diff & lots of bracing. Thing would've been a total giant-killer if allowed tire-changes for the acceleration trials, beating even the hottest Italian-job at the time.
NickDahlmier - May 30, 2016, 11:52 am
No... Drifting what backwoods moonshine runners invented to make time. Drifting is essentially NASCAR minus the organization & Sprint-car racing without the clay track, all-in-one minus the presence of other cars on the track at the same time.
NickDahlmier - May 30, 2016, 11:47 am
...Said the euro/ricer that instantly loaded his pants with bricks the moment an Ford/Ac Shelby Cobra 427 started it's engine.
zoomer296 - January 20, 2013, 8:45 pm
I agree with RatFink.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 11:26 am

goodbye ratfink
RatFink - August 8, 2010, 10:44 am
believe it or not this particular car actually had an LS7 under the hood thats a 427/ 512hp 486ft-lbs Big Block Chevy for all the rice fans that car will eat your shit like a fucking taco and f*ck u culos
spacedog - January 4, 2010, 1:41 am
Wrong! I like women who play the skin flute.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:54 pm
Spacedog is as gay as a french horn.
corbett06 - January 2, 2010, 4:54 pm
yeah i wanna see you try drifting...what you dont know is that a large majority of those cars have v8s in them...not a car you wanna fuck with on the street
Fatty - March 13, 2009, 10:29 am
Drifting is a retarded sport invented by rice burner fanatics
Culos - March 13, 2009, 6:06 am
*turn*
Culos - March 13, 2009, 6:06 am
Drifting, a tell tale sign of not being able to torn a corner in a normal efficient way.....but don't blame the drivers, blame the shitty American car technology!


AMERICAN EDUCATION - There can't be a ''brain drain'' if there aren't any brains to drain from.


TAGS: america meigwok
Rating: 4.38/5

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caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:33 am
Indeed, nice start
Reality Lord - May 14, 2012, 6:44 am

Hey new guy...poster number one was solid. This is number two...very nice. Nice intro to the site dude


ARROGANT AMERICANS - Just because it's different, doesn't mean it's wrong.


TAGS: arrogant american
Rating: 2.46/5

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x0311ofone - October 6, 2012, 4:05 am
All BS! You can say what you want about America and American's all you want. The truth of the matter we have pulled every country out of their own bullshit for many years and still do at this moment sacrificing our lives to keep you alive.
MasterMorality - December 29, 2009, 8:40 am
Lol. America - forever fucking up the ENGLISH language.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 11:52 am
Tunnel = 1
Mark - May 20, 2009, 11:52 am
tehsupercheez - If you must identify yourself as an American, please add that you are a Liberal Democrat, Socialist Loving American. Otherwise you are an embarrassment to all real Americans. Now please STFU and GTFO. You may now exit the Internet.
tehsupercheez - May 20, 2009, 10:17 am
FUCK YOU! I AM AMERICAN AND I UNDERSTAND WHY WE SEEM SO ARROGANT AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?! BECAUSE YOU ARE SO ARROGANT YOU GET US FIRED UP AND THEN SAY: "LOOK WHAT THAT GODDAMN AMERICAN SAID" SO FUCK YOU!
lolman - March 25, 2009, 1:13 am
... a country thats fucked itself so much financially they cant even afford to buy Big Macs anymore? lol yeah... theyre gonna fuck us all up (dont know with what, theyre gonna have to sell themsleves for global sex trade to get themselves out of this shit


DIET WATER -




TEAM AMERICA - reminds me of the good times back then, when you could lawfully shoot any terrorist-like looking man, cut off his head and hang it above your chimney as a hunt trophy


TAGS: team america kills
Rating: 2.44/5

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vasilache - July 1, 2010, 9:57 am
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eaKbvlcIK10/SQZV0SY0GjI/AAAAAAAAC6c/AlIQ55dpvtA/s400/terriost+-+detail+%28own%29.jpg
culos - July 1, 2010, 9:23 am
What did Terrio do to piss you off that much?
SgtRock - July 1, 2010, 9:21 am
We need to start doing that again, Putting those Terriost back in thier holes
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:09 pm
Like 50s racist America with blacks? Like the Salem withc trials? Like the Holocaust? Like Torquemada's inquisition torture? Like the Turkana massacre?Like the wholesale slaughter of American Indians (ok, well... that was fine... they are just a pain)


SAMUEL WHITTEMORE -


TAGS: hero warrior american pride cubby
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Derek - January 16, 2011, 7:07 pm
I wonder which side he was on?
Iconoclast - January 14, 2011, 11:58 pm
5 musket rounds for you. I looked him up, very interesting. The OFFICIAL Hero of the State of Massachusetts.
raga7 - January 14, 2011, 11:23 pm
a hero among men


NAPOLEON - ''You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.''


TAGS: france america england funny quote
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by SeanFriel

SeanFriel - January 30, 2012, 3:11 am
...it's obviously george washington...and the quote is winston churchill..
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 10:57 pm
this comment thread is worth is weight in gold :)
PinkPomeranian - January 29, 2012, 10:45 pm
Hate to break it to ya but this is george washington. 5L's anyway.
SeanFriel - January 29, 2012, 6:42 pm
yes.....
be2bubba - January 29, 2012, 6:06 pm
Isn't that George Washington?
Verdeckt - January 28, 2012, 5:45 pm
You should upload this to Philosophy Wall as well
mariand - January 28, 2012, 11:37 am
you are so right cloud...
CloudchaserS - January 28, 2012, 9:17 am
The problem I've always had with getting enemies from standing up for what's right is that it can discourage people from standing up for what's right.


THE WORLD - Let's make it a better place


TAGS: world america
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by Bokkie

thrassoss - July 21, 2010, 7:40 pm
I'm not sure how half hearted photoshopping helps much.
rollseyes - August 10, 2009, 7:57 pm
The OP should go get some cheese for their wine, you moronic tard!
Mr. Shiny - April 9, 2009, 2:47 pm
check out Alaska chillin' up in deep space!
Giant Speck - November 15, 2008, 3:21 am
What the fuck happened to Turkey?
Scorpio7 - November 14, 2008, 3:23 pm
It will START to get better, on January 20, 2009


LIBERTY MEANS RESPONSIBILITY - That Is Why Most Men Dread It




EXPLOSIVE ORDNANCE -


TAGS: explosive ordnance bombs usa america
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by ronsart

AirStryke - February 3, 2010, 2:10 am
Oorah
garth - June 9, 2009, 10:37 am
its a candy 'splosion!!
Doc - May 19, 2009, 9:32 am
Repeat.
Mark - February 16, 2009, 9:55 am
On target - Fire for effect!
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 12:50 am
Hell yeah, Ron!


PATRIOTISM -


TAGS: patriotism america flag
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Mark - March 2, 2009, 11:28 pm
More beautiful art Ron, but some might consider me slightly prejudiced in view of your subject matter.
WTFO - January 17, 2009, 11:35 pm
Nice poster, RONSART. 5 lions.
Mark - January 17, 2009, 5:11 pm
I'm not a big Stevenson fan but I have to admit he nailed this one. Great Job!
FFS - January 15, 2009, 2:59 pm
This a MOTIVATIONAL poster. Is it not?


PRESIDENT BUSH - An American hero that has protected this nation amid all the whining and bullsh*t of liberals


TAGS: bush usa america hero republican obama mccain war great
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - September 3, 2009, 12:20 am
LOL...what a pathetic little loser you are. I provide positions and support/facts to back up my assertions. You just engage in drive-by Timmy attacks. Are your positions so weak that they can't stand up in a discussion based in logic? Must be.
LOLOLOL - September 2, 2009, 7:46 pm
Don't feed the trolls... especially Whore who Trolls For Oral
MO - July 31, 2009, 1:23 am
Whatchu doin on here soooo late WTFO? Not normal. This is the time for levity buddy! We don't need no stinkin poli.... ummm badges? at this time...come on over to PATS!!! Let your hair down and play a little!!!!
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:23 am
that fact. Also, I have no need to shout (even if it was possible through typing, dumbass) since I have facts to back up my positions versus trying to insult someone with half-witted explainations of others' acronyms.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:21 am
Also, we did land in Afghanistan in case you missed it. Pres Bush was very good for national security and that is evidenced by the fact that we weren't attacked for over 7 years due to his policies but you are probably to filled with BS and hate to admit
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:20 am
LOL+, the surge allowed us to turn the situation around and gain the upper hand. Hopefully, BHO doesn't let that slip away because he's too interested in "social justice" to give a damn about the brave folks who gave their lives to bring freedom to Iraq..
LOLOLOL - July 30, 2009, 8:59 pm
D. storm was ok but this shitfaced "surge" ruined everything. We should have Landed in Afganistan not Iraq and btw Whore who Trolls For Oral, u need to open ur eyes and see that he just wasnt very good @ all and dont shout on us on the UH... INTERNETS! XD
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 1:23 am
farting, far-left loons that lied, cheated, and scammed the Dems into the Congress and White House. So why don't you run along and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself, my dumbass liberal bitch.
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 1:21 am
contributions? While mistakes have occurred on both sides of the aisle, idiots like you and the Dems in charge admit no responsibility for the economic crisis they helped create. You obviously just spew the BS you've been fed from Kool-Aid guzzling, tofu-
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 1:19 am
a name, are you talking about the bank deregulation laws that were signed by Pres Clinton? What about the Dems pushing banks to issue subprime loans to those who can't repay, or the Dems who prop up the auto unions so they can protect their campaign
Mark - June 20, 2009, 1:43 pm
Dear Timmy, I got your sammich right here...now bite me.
a name - June 20, 2009, 4:18 am
now make me a sandwich, bitch!
a name - June 20, 2009, 4:18 am
hey moron, by your logic we should be at war with several other countries, not just the ones with oil in them. also the economic crisis was caused by deregulation of the banks, it's obvious you just puke forth the BS you've been fed by the neoconazis.
WTFO - May 13, 2009, 12:02 am
banks to issue subprime and ARM loans to people who couldn't afford to repay them. It's obvious that you don't look for facts, you just puke forth the BS you've been fed by liberals.
WTFO - May 13, 2009, 12:01 am
Cpt Dumbass, we attacked Afghan and Iraq for different reasons, neither was wrong. Removing a brutal dictator who killed his own people (mass graves remember?) isn't a waste of $. Clinton deregulated the banks in the 90s and Dems pushed Fannie and other
Captain Obvious - May 12, 2009, 9:41 am
Let's see... attacked the entirely wrong country, has wasted hundreds of billions of dollars blowing shit up in Iraq and never found Osama, accelerated the deregulation of the financial industry which directly lead to crashing the economy. Nice work!
WTFO - May 12, 2009, 12:21 am
And so are you if you believe that.
EliteDoom - May 11, 2009, 9:49 pm
Bush was and is a fucking idiot.
Mark - March 31, 2009, 6:36 pm
Ah ha ha ha...Hector made a joke! You're so witty...now STFU.
Hector - March 31, 2009, 4:45 pm
Best President since Bill Clinton and before BHO.
WTFO - February 21, 2009, 5:41 pm
The Atilla thing was a joke WoS. But as for bringing down the largest empire in history, he may have to share the limelight. It looks as though Obama's policies are about to bring down the largest/strongest govt in history.
walkerofskies - February 21, 2009, 4:44 pm
it appears we have a bug
walkerofskies - February 21, 2009, 4:44 pm
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walkerofskies - February 21, 2009, 4:43 pm
He brought down the largest empire in history with mostly
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 11:51 pm
Attila the Hun was a pussy!
Mark - February 15, 2009, 11:40 pm
OK...I'll give you that one but from what I've read Atilla wasn't much for voting on anything.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 11:36 pm
Mark, I woulda' figured Attila as liberal. Y'know, liberal in the sense that he had a liberal stance on raiding and boning.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 11:29 pm
We ougta' go drinkin' sometime.
Mark - February 15, 2009, 11:29 pm
EGD - You gotta be kiddin'! You didn't know WTFO was a Conservative? He just to the right of Atilla the Hun.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 11:25 pm
My fault. Must have a taste for cheese that goes crunch. Yep, pretty conservative on most topics so no need to apologize.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 10:51 pm
Dorito-stained. Mind slipping, you conservative bastard? (Assuming you're conservative, if not I'm a dumbass and apologize.)
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 10:38 pm
EGD, fair enough on the free speech. Live and let live, Cheeto stained fingers (couldn't resist for old times). Hillary is an Ice Queen which is why her husband is a chubby-chaser.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 9:03 pm
Right. Forgot Hillary was a woman for a minute. Thank you, Sean.
Sean - February 15, 2009, 8:49 pm
Married ... your question about Clinton. Married ... that's the only kinda guy who would tell such a lie.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:54 pm
But, just to go ahead and say what should have been said a while back. Sir, while I may not agree with everything you say, I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:53 pm
Yeah, after deep-space battles and other cool stuff. Why couldn't WE have cool stuff like that!?
Toussaint - February 15, 2009, 7:39 pm
Hey, the Federation and the Klingon Empire became allies too. It's all good.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:32 pm
so there is some common ground between us.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:31 pm
Hopefully, our future discussion won't melt down into flame wars anymore. I don't take too kindly to requests to play with IEDs. Not that I'm saying I was an innocent in that exchange. We definitely agree that Scorpio7 is an idiot who needs to go.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:27 pm
Not really. I offered a counter-point, and you quickly pointed out something I missed. Y'know, I can't help but think if we'd met some other way, we mighta' been best buddies...Man, I love alliteration.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:26 pm
Thanks, EGD. How gracious of you.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:18 pm
..Ok, with the exception of Clinton, because he was more of a..What do you call a guy who lied about getting his d*ck sucked? Either way, I failed to account for him, so I will concede that one point to you.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:13 pm
As another correction to my posts: 2 embassies, 1 overseas base, 1 warship, and 1 homeland attack = 5 attacks on Clinton's watch where he failed to act appropriately.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:39 pm
Typo: delete "the" in the last post. Thanks
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:39 pm
the 3 chances Clinton had to respond and failed.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
To add, any attack on a US embassy, military base, or ship is also considered an attack on US soil. So the 2 African embassies, Khobar Towers and the USS Cole terrorist attacks also count. By the way, that was also on Pres Clinton's watch. That makes...
Toussaint - February 15, 2009, 6:33 pm
Exact facts for sure WTFO and right on the mark. The scale of the mere risk of terrorist attacks wasn't something any president faced; Bush was delving into uncharted waters and no one had before.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:27 pm
the same man that planned this attack was the same one who planned 9-11, Kalid Sheik Mohammad. Clinton failed to respond appropriately and catch him, Osama, or any other significant Al Qaeda leadership. Again, you don't have the facts of which you speak.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:25 pm
In 1993, the World Trade Center was attacked and almost brought down by Islamic terrorists. If they had been close to the beam they planned on, the detonation would have brough the tower down. (the parking space was occupied). A key fact in this is that..
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 9:34 am
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to get some flaming going on. Just asking that you acknowledge that while he did stop it from happening again, we didn't have this situation with the other Presidents.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 9:33 am
Even though..Bush's Presidency was the first time we actually -had- a -foreign- Terrorist attack on our soil. Yes, I count the Oklahoma City bombings as a terrorist attack. McVeigh wasn't foreign, though. But I digress.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 1:18 am
with this BS stimulus package. At least Pres Bush protected this nation from another attack for 7 years. Now there is news that Obama's admin is calling for a 10% reduction to the DoD's budget when we are in 2 wars. His policies are putting the US at risk
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 1:17 am
Are you seriously comparing Pres Bush to Stalin, "truth"? A dictatorship as opposed to a democracy. Then how about the 14% approval rating of the Congress. Let's see how Pres Obama's ratings go when people start seeing how they were scammed by him...
truth - February 14, 2009, 5:29 pm
Rank of Bush among U.S. presidents with the highest disapproval rating: 1 Average percentage of Americans who approved of the job Bush was doing during his second term: 37
truth - February 14, 2009, 5:29 pm
Percentage of Russians today who approve of the direction their country took under Stalin: 37
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 6:45 pm
No but I try to think optimistly not paranoidly.You like how Bush handle problem while I don't. Anyway, this side of the globe is already in year 2009. Lets begin with a fresh start and make more funny poster, deal?
LogicDude - December 31, 2008, 9:13 am
*America was focused on itself and was isolationist in it's foreign policies...which is what you say we should be NOW? If you wait for someone to get a nuke and use it - would that be better for you?
LogicDude - December 31, 2008, 9:12 am
Sometimes someone has to step up and stop the stupidity before it gets out of hand - sometimes that means intervening in other countries. If that had been done early enough in the 1930's millions of lives would have been saved. Of course, back then, Ameri
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:56 am
*destroyed to prove your point. That's all.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:55 am
*destroyed to prove your point. That's all.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:53 am
From my point of view, USA is a great country, I can't deny that but people don't like it when you guy's act like the world police where what you guy's say is what the world must follow or they will be labeled as terrorist, rouge nation and must be destro
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:50 am
there are other useful uses of that technology like electrical engineering. You guy also posses WMD's in one way or another
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:46 am
Ok, I'm following you Matters_Not but can you tell me what is the WMD's you are talking about, the nuke? if you are talking about that, there are more country out there with that you know and just because a country is doing something related to nuke when
Matters_Not - December 31, 2008, 3:22 am
"WMD" sorry, bad typo....
Matters_Not - December 31, 2008, 3:20 am
countries in the middle east that are 'suspected" to posess MWD's is the entire worlds problem. America is willing to lead the charge to make sure they dont possess them. you following me spitfire111?
Sean - December 31, 2008, 12:31 am
The Ramones were/are American ... enough said.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:20 am
I have no problem with America and it's people. They are human too like you and me but when they are more bothered with other countries issues while there are other more important problem in their own country to handle with, that just pissed me off...
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:13 am
*After all, he is the president of USA,not the president of the middle east country or the world demoracy ideology..
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:11 am
*crisis that is happening right now because of Bill Clinton mistake but no, he want to save the other country with the so call "Weapon of Mass Destruction" and dictator when he should be focusing in his own country problem first, don't you think?
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:09 am
fine WTFO, you are right about bill mistake but why Mr. bush who is the president of USA is so eager to "help" to "save" another nation from it's "problem" while he can focus on solving his own country problem. He could had prevent the world economic cris
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:44 pm
Enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BEsZMvrq-I
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:40 pm
--... oh, yeah, a quagmire. Great clip that.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:40 pm
Gotta love that video on Youtube showing Cheney in 1994 defending Bush senior for not invading Iraq at the conclusion of the Gulph War ... Dick speculated (rather boldly, I'd say) that such an bugaboo would result in a ... oh, wot's the word that he used?
Elder God Douchebag - December 30, 2008, 11:31 pm
So why didn't he just say he wanted to go in to remove Saddam, instead of the "They have WMDs" excuse? And I believe they didn't find any. Holy shit, right?
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:45 pm
More wrong facts from Spitfire. Clinton signed deregulation laws that allowed the banks to tank. ACORN and liberals in Congress pressured banks to issue sub-prime mortgages, and Bush destroyed a brutal dictator who slaughtered his own people.
Bulgy Mcpackage - December 30, 2008, 11:49 am
i laugh at those who let their political views dictate their emotions. (this bodes ill for many of you below me)
spitfire111 - December 29, 2008, 9:22 pm
You should change the poster to saving HIS ass. This guy is responsible for destroying a nation for greed and even cause one of the worst economic crisis since 1930, directly or indirectly. I wonder why you still like him after what he had done, try to b
Tony G - November 13, 2008, 1:42 am
aww another lil bitch contest, this stuff never gets old keep it up this shit is too funny
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 8:12 pm
o.o'...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 24, 2008, 7:24 pm
-- Old School Hip Hop and The Cancellation Of Family Ties From Network Television. But you can call me MWLFFTBOHUIMPOBTRAFVATOBVISFEADSTDOVAOSHHATCOFTFNT, for short.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 24, 2008, 7:20 pm
My full name is Motifake Wit Liberation Front For The Betterment Of Humor Used In Motivational Posters Of Both The Real And Fake Varieties As Traded Online By Various Individuals Striving For Entertainment And Diversion Since The Decline Of Vaudeville and
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 6:53 pm
I think you should both just shut the fuck up, be the bigger person and not feel like you need to get the last word in.
Overlord Douchebag - October 24, 2008, 1:32 pm
And he's still trying, folks. I've been done with this for a few days now. Give it up, WTFO. You're just saying the same shit over and over. It's sad.
WTFO - October 24, 2008, 12:53 pm
Porcelina, I type OD cause it takes less space. Losers in real life tend to give themselves large overcompensating names online.
Haarakkon - October 24, 2008, 11:47 am
I'm with Zed. I also volunteer to be fed the radical Islamic extremists rather than prostituted by corporate American hypocrisy.
Overlord Douchebag - October 23, 2008, 9:25 pm
You guessed it. OD is just easier to type than Overlord Douchebag, apparently. Hope that cleared things up.
porcelina - October 23, 2008, 7:14 pm
is OD and overlord douchebag the same person...?
Overlord Douchebag - October 23, 2008, 6:24 pm
Oh, well.
OD - October 23, 2008, 5:36 pm
Watching your irrational angry posts amuses me. Don't think for a moment you rattle me. Your persona in motifake is just like your real life -- insignificant.
Porcelina - October 22, 2008, 8:47 pm
I like bratwurst.
Overlord Douchebag - October 22, 2008, 8:44 pm
Well, you took the time to reply to a comment of mine, so I must be getting to you.
WTFO - October 22, 2008, 6:12 pm
I've got thick skin, so a little bitch like you can't drive me out. For the "Dorito-stained" part check back at the Wait...wait...wait motifake.
Overlord Douchebag - October 21, 2008, 12:16 pm
Is 'Dorito-stained fingers' the best you can do? I can stand opposing views. You're just a fucking retard, WTFO. Also, I have the power of constant bitching on my side. That's how I've run people out of here before.
shog - October 21, 2008, 2:53 am
oh, we can stand your views. We just find it extremely ridiculous.
WTFO - October 21, 2008, 2:39 am
This one was for you and your Dorito-stained fingers OD. You can't kick me outta here. If you can't stand opposing views then yours must be incredibly weak.
porcelina - October 20, 2008, 10:13 pm
I've voted it down, but I don't care enough to do it just to 'shun' him...
Overlord Douchebag - October 20, 2008, 9:10 pm
I would encourage everyone to vote this down and let it rot away, so that WTFO might get the idea that he is not welcome here.
Zed - October 20, 2008, 7:06 pm
I hereby volunteer NOT to be saved.
Ronald Reagan's Corpse - October 20, 2008, 7:04 pm
Braaiiinnssss!! Braiiinsss! George has no Braiinss!!
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! [email protected]!!!!1!!JR3Y7848732164 AHAHAHAHHAHAHA. THAT'S A JOKE, RIGHT?!


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TAGS: 9 11 truther america terrorism
Rating: 2.22/5


AMERICAN FOOTBALL - Like Rugby but with pads, tights and girls.


TAGS: american football
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by scaryfishman

oh shuddup - January 9, 2009, 5:05 pm
lols leave the poor yanks alone, they have a hard enough time being ...well...being that way.
HtD - January 8, 2009, 4:49 am
Apples and oranges, you dick.
RubySucks - November 6, 2008, 6:04 pm
well ya they're different, tard. if they were the same, why would we need to compare them?
NoVa KaInE - October 17, 2008, 2:27 am
PEOPLE!! They are TWO count 'em TWO different sports meaning they are UN-COMPARABLE
RnR - September 24, 2008, 3:32 pm
if you ever meet a real rugby player, tell him that to his face. BTW: do you want to be buried or cremated?
RugbySucks - September 24, 2008, 2:29 pm
Rugby doesn't need "armour" because they hit like little pussy fags!
d - July 23, 2008, 6:58 pm
The world series is baseball... not football, good try though -Stupid Eurofags, yay!!!!
e - July 20, 2008, 12:00 am
Z, like you uneducated freaks spell it.... - McDonalds, yay!!!!!
g - July 19, 2008, 11:58 pm
Haha, so true!!! Man theyre pussies! they need armour, and have to stop every 5 secs to make a new game-plan.... yip, and they call it the world series even though they are the only "country" (more like organisation, and yes it is spelt with an S, not a
Sean - April 13, 2008, 6:02 pm
What's true? That compared to rugby players, football players are girls because they need pads and wear tights?
bob - April 12, 2008, 8:59 pm
that is so true


The First Words -


TAGS: freedom speech america usa chaos
Rating: 4.82/5

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Greybeard - April 24, 2015, 7:15 am
Thank you sir. :)
concern3 - April 24, 2015, 6:05 am
AMEN Brother a 5er


AMERICAN BADASS -


TAGS: samuel whittemore american revolutionary war veterans america usa
Rating: 4.82/5

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Thedge - November 13, 2014, 12:31 pm
That was America. Would you like a Hot Apple Pie with that order, sir?


HORRID... - Absolutely dreadful... Why are you wasting our time with your obvious lack of talent. I don't care what Paula thinks. I say no to Hollywood for you.


TAGS: gaddafi american idol
Rating: 4.81/5

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Heavykevy666 - April 8, 2011, 2:36 am
All this time as the leader, and he's still just a Colonel... You'd think to give yourself a raise, before the bombs start falling...
firedog911 - February 23, 2011, 7:22 am
Muammar, we need to talk about your flare.... you fucking douche bag!
GySgt1811 - February 21, 2011, 12:08 pm
Too bad it was the camel's night on top when we bombed him. (My God. He looks like an Italian doorman!)
Faceplant31 - February 21, 2011, 10:16 am
Now that's fuc king funny. Nice one Jmac.


GOD BLESS THE USA -


TAGS: america
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Airman

calvin5040 - February 24, 2012, 8:18 am
Diet is actually worse for you than regular coke. It's unbelievable how easy people are brainwashed in to believing crap just from watching a commercial.
maoworks2 - February 24, 2012, 7:48 am
THat's It LOL
lyulf0 - February 24, 2012, 4:02 am
I worked in fast food a while back. The saddest part about this is people actually think diet is healthy.
mariand - February 24, 2012, 12:14 am
lol


American Land -


TAGS: pride america usa patriotism honor
Rating: 4.29/5

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Thedge - October 20, 2014, 8:02 pm
Vanner. Watched it. There's a tear in my beer. Thank you. That was the America I grew up in. Seriously, thank you.
Vanner - October 13, 2014, 11:23 am
Lol, plenty places in the world have as much if not more freedom. Might have been a show but Bill Pulman said it best: http://youtu.be/eVwUphZ37Ww
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 10:02 am
amen, brother


A TRUE AMERICAN ICON - The Everyman poet turns 70 years. Congratulations Bob Dylan


TAGS: bob dylan 70 american icon
Rating: 4.11/5

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MilDoc - May 24, 2011, 5:10 pm
"The ants are my friends; they're blowin' in the wind!"


THIS IS BILLY -


TAGS: future serial killers of america
Rating: 3.47/5

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ICEMAN - June 22, 2010, 11:59 pm
Time enough to sleep when you die. Later Bone.
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 11:56 pm
Night all, time to get some sleep
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:34 pm
I've been working my brains out...so I took a little vacation. Now I'm really tired!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 10:32 pm
Bone-tired?
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:10 pm
anywho...lifes been good but I'm beat to shat
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 10:09 pm
sorry I was doing my due diligence in submitting apparent nsfw posters
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 9:56 pm
Whats good Bone! Whats really good?
forseti - June 22, 2010, 9:20 pm
evening bone. good night everyone! ;)
BoneCD - June 22, 2010, 9:14 pm
Evening guys and gals
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:14 pm
LOVE IT!!!!!


MEXICO - Even God screws up sometimes.


TAGS: mexico cats dragons drugs america george bush
Rating: 2.3/5

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aluhick - December 18, 2010, 5:47 am
http://img691.imageshack.us/i/mexicomexicocatsdragons.jpg/
Count von Tofurkey - May 7, 2009, 11:42 pm
Chinga su madre putito and cram it, you racist shmuck. If I wanted bigoted ignorance and incoherent neo-Nazi blatherings I'd move to an isolated compound in Idaho: where you belong. Ass. Wolfie makes a good point, by the way.
Wolfie - April 9, 2009, 2:12 pm
Even if blatant racism is never ok, what REALLY makes you fail is the pixelated image. Seriously, is googling a pic really that hard?
SherlockHolmeboy - September 18, 2008, 10:52 pm
OMG WHYD THE MODS LETS SUCH A CRAPPY PIC ONTO MOTIFAKE!!!!!!!
Pitch - July 21, 2008, 3:31 am
Looks like he screwed up your pic too.


AMERICANS - The only idiots that would willingly live in an area called "Tornado Alley"


TAGS: tornado americans idiots
Rating: 2.11/5

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DickDonggler - December 20, 2008, 11:08 am
The Americans who live in "Tornado Alley" at least understand the risks and don't bitch and moan when their house is mowed down, unlike in New Orleans (which is BELOW SEA LEVEL) where just about everyone acted like it was a big fucking surprise.
Johnny - October 25, 2008, 7:22 pm
Now I agree with you there. Only Americans would move right back to the same area "again" and wait for it to happen "again". This is a get out of here free card on the Fed or insurance or whatever means you got.
Anonymous - October 23, 2008, 9:23 pm
And yet, they'll be done rebuilding their town before New Orleans, and New Orleans had a 2 year head start.
Johnny - October 1, 2008, 12:05 pm
I think you guys missed the point here. There is an area called Tornado Alley. There isn't a place in Africa called AIDS or a place in India called Diseases.
d - July 19, 2008, 11:51 pm
your reading too many books, theres no ring of fire except down your pants mate
God - June 27, 2008, 9:09 pm
Africans see AIDS and war all over the place. I'd GTFO of there if I were them.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:40 pm
And what are those idiots in India thinking, what with all the diseases? They should move, too.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:39 pm
Yeah...and New Zealanders are the only ones dumb enough to live in the Ring of Fire.


AMERICA'S FINEST - How a crossover SHOULD go!


TAGS: optimus prime transformers captain america marvel comics avengers
Rating: 1.83/5

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Anon - July 30, 2009, 7:17 pm
You do know Transformers is Japanese? True later episodes were american written but on the whole Prime is as American as Godzilla or Nissan :)


STATE OF THE UNION -




AMERICAS MEMORIALS -


TAGS: americas memorials military 9 11
Rating: 3.57/5

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how long before its removed - September 11, 2009, 5:05 pm
i think its hilarious
Airman - September 11, 2009, 4:54 pm
dear who.. there is a motifake topic of the day.. each and every day.. and today's is Memorials. That is why you are seeing so many. Not all topics are funny
who gives a damn - September 11, 2009, 4:50 pm
i think people should limit themselves to funny. leave the patriotic bs to the company that makes those pin on flags, no disrespect to those who died but i come here to laugh, not to feel like shit


SERVICEMEN - All gave some, some gave all


TAGS: usa america military heros
Rating: 3.56/5

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WTFO - November 17, 2011, 11:28 pm
Proud to serve with you Sterrane.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 11, 2011, 8:52 pm
Canada?
Sterrane - November 11, 2011, 7:04 pm
I know this is an older poster.. and as a Vet, thank you for the honor of serving THE greatest country.. period!
aesop's folly - October 27, 2009, 7:55 pm
5/5, nuff said
Mark - February 17, 2009, 12:36 pm
LogicDude - Calm down, he's gone. WTFO - Thanks, nice poster. Scorpio7 (where ever you are) Eat shit and die! You could never get past the psychological screening. MotiFake Admins - Thank you so much for getting rid of Scorpio7.
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 10:41 am
"There is no way, NO WAY, that you come from my loins..." In short, he may have played a computer war game at one time but he was NEVER a part of any REAL military. Even during the draft we had standards he couldn't have met.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 1:36 am
Why do I question the honesty of you post S7-Timmy? Since a vast majority of the comments I've read from you show a complete lack of intelligence, integrity, honor, or patriotism. Don't try to stand with great folks of courage, you haven't earned it.
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:36 am
EXCELLENT! As a Vet, I thank you!


AMERICA - Taking sloth to a whole new level


TAGS: america sloth level
Rating: 3.45/5

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Boop - July 4, 2009, 4:49 pm
Okay, that's just fucking pathetic.


REDNECK CRIME - Can't be solved because the DNA is all the same and there's no dental records




THE ANSWER - the crew forgot to put up the "stars" in the studio the day they shot that at area 51.


TAGS: moon landing america fags christians epic win sean
Rating: 2.5/5
Hasbunmb - April 18, 2010, 1:33 pm
Mythbusters covered this guys....
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:21 pm
Oh and not to mention all the right reflecting into the camera off of the bright surface of the moon...lemme guess...you don't believe in evolution either?
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:20 pm
Oh and, clouds help too.
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:20 pm
The real answer - without any atmosphere there isn't any filtering of light on the moon so all of the suns rays are hitting it...flooding out the dim light of the stars...has your dumbass ever looked at the stars in the city...then out in the countryside?
WTF - April 9, 2009, 4:00 pm
Yeah - you can see the Mythbusters segments on YouTube. The conspiracy myths were busted.
VinceVicious - December 31, 2008, 7:31 pm
Has anyone seen the Mythbusters episode about the moon landing myths?
Nihile - December 19, 2008, 2:52 pm
lit up at night, you look up and don't see many stars because of light pollution.
Nihile - December 19, 2008, 2:50 pm
This is coming from a photojournalist you cant see the stars because they are being lost in the amount of light from the sun and the reflection off the moons surface. It is contrasty as hell up there. The same result can be seen in any major city that is
barockeva - December 16, 2008, 7:35 pm
Vacuum=no air resistance=things flap longer
Looney - October 4, 2008, 12:02 pm
maybe but what about the wind?
asdf - September 17, 2008, 7:07 pm
It definitely wasnt because of the one giant star less than 100 million miles away and the clunky as all hell space cameras thats for sure.


INVENTIONS -


TAGS: european american and russian inventions
Rating: 4.59/5

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Renza - February 8, 2013, 6:49 am
isn't russia technically in asia and not europe?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:46 am
says the guy wit 0 posters made, and no avatar. make some jokes before you criticize others
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:28 pm
Europeans created invented the microscope. Russia is part of Europe. the1stCOMMI3 is an ignoramus.
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:30 pm
in5ightful


AMERICAN MUSCLE CARS -




THE 4TH OF JULY - has always been Roy's favorite holiday


TAGS: america 4th
Rating: 4.08/5

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THE EVOLUTION OF MUSIC - From Michael Jackson to American Idol to Justin Bieber - we are so screwed in the future


TAGS: justin bieber sucks michael jackson ryan seacrest american idol
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by minimaan

fr9mu1 - June 1, 2010, 2:58 am
hahaaa...SHIT


AMERICANS - If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking Native American.


TAGS: americans native indians
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

falloutghoul - August 27, 2011, 7:02 pm
Finally, a TRUE patriot who tried to defend his country from invasion.
Kung-Fu Devil - March 11, 2011, 4:12 am
I think you missed my point. Actually... I know you missed my point.
MuthaLuva69 - March 11, 2011, 1:57 am
hahaha whoever made this is a complete utter idiot. the man in that photo is Sitting Bull who help in the killing General Custer. if anything he is a symbol of victory for the true Americans.
agdaniele - September 9, 2010, 9:11 pm
Well played.


JACOB'S LADDER... - Climb up or under it cause there is no in between in corporate America.




AMERICANS - ...everybody knows you're dumb. Live with it.


TAGS: americans
Rating: 2.88/5

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moooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2009, 2:04 am
I know. I can't spell.......If they ever have an Emo music festival they might be concentrated enough for a tactical strike. Good thinking Sean.
Sean - April 29, 2009, 1:59 am
But these "nucular" weapons, if push comes to shove, we can use 'em on the Emo's, no?
moooooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2009, 1:53 am
They also gave us nuclear weapons and Emo's. nuff said aboot that.
Sean - April 29, 2009, 1:45 am
And they gave us "adam" -- a supreme dumbass.
adam - April 29, 2009, 1:40 am
AMERICANS-gave you the car, electricity, computers, the internet, and pretty much every other luxery you have. dumbass
barockeva - January 17, 2009, 5:07 pm
Of course it doesn't happen. Everyone knows you ride in the pouch.


SUICIDE - Of the West


TAGS: america liberalsim islam west
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 11:09 pm
Well, that too...
Sean - September 9, 2009, 11:04 pm
Don't listen to him, Ajax. It's a trap! Everyone knows the forums are rife with rampant socialism and wholly bereft of even a vestigial modicum of Western cogitation. A mere scintilla at best lingers in the crevices, cowering in the shadows of angst.
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 10:56 pm
Ajax...Love your point of view dude! But do me a favor, take it to the forums. Thanks man
Ajax - September 9, 2009, 10:52 pm
Funny, noawadays the only ones who live in the USA are living in the only vestige of western thinking left. As opposed to what, the UK? Europe? With yer fucking rampant socialism and Eurotrash Union, not elected, making lasws you can't alter? Ha!
Sean - September 1, 2009, 4:20 pm
TODD SNYDER Find cartoon. Have someone explain to you. Write down explanation. Do "motifake" explaining cartoon. Feel superior. Ask mom if ok to stay up later.
Ed-Hyde - September 1, 2009, 2:29 pm
operative word from walker, Blind. While this is horribly demotivating, it ain't funny. Look up 'Satire', same point, but funny! Work on it.
Murer - September 1, 2009, 12:32 pm
Funny, nowadays the only ones who think of USA as the pillar of western civilization, are the USA citizens themselves
Walkerofskies - September 1, 2009, 10:51 am
One: once again someone has forgotten the meaning of this website Two: the real suicide of the west is people who blindly devote themselves to one cause.


AMERICA - In order to decrease the number of obese people, the standard weight for obesity was marked down.


TAGS: obesity in america
Rating: 2.69/5

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Sean - December 15, 2009, 3:37 pm
*FORMERLY
Sean - December 15, 2009, 3:37 pm
FORMELY OBESE MAN Melvin became Mellanie?
RAWR - December 15, 2009, 12:24 am
you mean marked up?


WARNING SIGNS - Spot Them Before Its Too Late


TAGS: american psycho warning sign little girl
Rating: 2.45/5

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agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 3:59 pm
Yes, yes, yes! 110% yes! Zed - FTW!
Zed - January 1, 2010, 3:56 pm
Eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. You ask me, she's up to something.
Zed - January 1, 2010, 3:55 pm
That's no little girl. Quick, someone, call in the MIB's!
NYHCx845 - January 1, 2010, 2:34 pm
Look at the books she's carrying. Why would a little girl need/want to read the last one
The Goat - January 1, 2010, 2:06 am
I've got a daughter like that - she's 22 and in law school now...she even had hair that color when she was little


CAPTAIN AMERICA VS. BARACK OBAMA - There can be only one!


TAGS: captain america barack obama vs marvel comics avengers invaders
Rating: 2.27/5

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BrokenEye - August 24, 2010, 8:29 pm
Looking like Obama. He's doin it rong.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 1:24 am
The first 7 months show that America is losing. Sorry folks.


the scar that wouldn't heal -


TAGS: america 9 11 scar freedom scre you nsa reading this
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Airman - September 11, 2013, 10:08 pm
Pretty Cool Dude
chickenlittle - September 11, 2013, 9:08 am
Very nice! Love that song too.


THE AMERICAN WAY -




young american -


TAGS: bowie america rights freedoms hero s
Rating: 4.25/5

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Greybeard - March 28, 2014, 2:27 am
Inspiringly AWE5SOME...!!
chickenlittle - January 9, 2014, 11:42 pm
That is awesome!
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 6:27 pm
Well…….this is destined for greatness….somewhere beyond Motifake…waaaay beyond
MissPriss - January 9, 2014, 11:38 am
Wow...powerful.


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